Funny Good Morning Wishes
Everyone says each morning is a true blessing, but the alarm sound is the real curse. Jokes apart, a very good morning.
I want to eat you, bite you, fry you, but wait a minute, you smell bad. Good morning my sweet love.
Good morning bestie! It’s time to wake up and give your bed much needed rest. You will make the bed suffer again by snoring at night.
How can someone feel so lethargic all the time? You should shift your bed in the office so that you can reach there on time. Good morning laziest homo sapien.
As they say, the earliest birds catch the worm. By that logic, I am pretty sure you will die of starvation. Good morning!
It’s must be very difficult to battle mosquitoes all night that’s why you wake up later every morning. Good morning and enjoy this beautiful day!
If your eyes hurt while drinking morning coffee, stupid you forgot to take the spoon out of the cup. Good morning my lovely idiot!
Do you remember the day when you woke up with full energy and enthusiasm? Yeah, me neither! Very good morning.
Wake up you horrible ray of sunshine and enjoy this mesmerizing day. Good morning lazy man.
I am pretty sure you must be allergic to mornings because I have never ever seen you waking up early and exercising. Anyways, good morning!
You could be the preacher of early morning benefits only if the morning happens at noon time. Good morning!
Oh please dear! May you never wake up I am taking your girlfriend for date today! Have a blasting good morning!
Who knows you never wake up tomorrow! So wake up today. Good morning!
May you never wake up I wish! I can use your all money! Good morning dear!
Sleep is enemy but it is your friend. May soon it be your enemy! Good morning!
When we sleep we dream. When we wake up, we do our dream. May you just not only dream! Good morning!
In sleep you do nothing. When you wake up you do nothing. You are just nothing. May you be something! Good morning!
Nights give rest. All the rest is not best. May morning bless you with all the tiresome work for you! Good morning!
Life is one. And you spoiling it in sleeping? May your whole life you work! Good morning!
May sleep never come to you! May you never see moon! All you see is just sun and sun! Good morning!
May you see the dreams of waking up when you sleep! Good morning!
Girls never come lazy and sleep heads. You are this. Good morning!
Even sleepy character like you I have never seen in my life. You are hateful than sandwiches. Good morning!
Even ketchups are not slow as you are. Good morning!
Noodles wake up when wet in warm water. May you too! Good morning!
May sleep come to you when you want to eat your favorite dish and when you want to kiss your girlfriend! Good morning dearest!
May you become a clock whenever you try to sleep you become a ringing clock! Good morning!
You are great lazy than a bowl of soup. Even it comes when get poured. Good morning!
There is no struggle for sleepy people than the struggle of waking up. Such their life is. Good morning!
May your bed hate you for making you sleep on its head! Good morning!
May night in your life never come and you would never sleep! Good morning!
Also see: Funny Good Morning Messages
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Best Good Morning Puns | Hilarious Waking Up Puns
There is no good morning without water because water is needed to make damn good coffee. Without coffee, my morning doesn’t happen.
How can you catch a squirrel in the morning quickly? By acting like a nut.
To coffee lovers, wish them brewtiful morning instead of good morning.
Sometimes, people who wish good morning enthusiastically should be forced to prove it.
If you feel 25 by the morning and 50 by noon, congratulations! You are officially lazy.
Wake up every morning and try to find your name in the Forbes richest person list. If It’s not there, get ready without any fuss and go the work.
You should be super optimistic when you wake up in the morning. God knows, what catastrophe you may face the rest of the day.
To be frankly speaking, I find people with a smile on their faces in the morning quite obnoxious.
I wouldn’t mind enjoying the morning time if it comes after noon.
I just love the smell of dollars in the morning. If they are not dollars, it’s not my morning.
Also see: Good Morning Prayer Messages
Just when you think good morning cannot be more vibrant and funny, good morning puns or better say funny waking puns come to startle you and your closed ones. If you are not of those persons who like to send plain and cute good morning wishes to people, good morning puns are all you need to escalate the dull morning of everyone into an energetic period.